💡 How to Replace a Lightbulb (Without Breaking the Bulb... or Yourself)
- Thanh Ong
- 6 days ago
- 2 min read
Updated: 2 days ago
Welcome back to DIYDadQuests—where no fix is too small to turn into a full-blown fatherly life lesson.
So the hallway light went out. Darkness fell. The family panicked. Someone asked if we needed to call an electrician. No. No, my child. We don’t call for backup over a bulb. We call Dad.
And this time, I brought my kid along to pass down the sacred knowledge of “lefty-loosey, righty-tighty.”
Because changing a lightbulb isn’t just maintenance. It’s a moment.
🧰 What You’ll Need:
A new lightbulb (same wattage and base unless you’re living dangerously)
A step stool or ladder (bonus points if it creaks dramatically)
A clean rag or gloves (for fancy bulbs or sweaty palms)
A child who says “I already know how to do this” but clearly does not
🛠️ Step-by-Step: Enlightenment Begins
🔦 Step 1: Turn Off the Power (and the Drama)
Flip the light switch off. This is both for safety and for vibes. Explain to your kid that electricity is not a toy—unless you want a shocking learning experience.
🪜 Step 2: Get in Position
Place your step stool under the fixture. Strike a heroic pose. Optional: Announce loudly, “I’m going in,” while your child holds the flashlight for absolutely no reason.
💡 Step 3: Remove the Old Bulb
Gently twist counter clockwise. If it squeaks or fights back, use the rag for grip and dignity. Don’t drop it. That’s how you end up vacuuming with tears.
🔌 Step 4: Install the New Bulb
Twist clockwise until snug. Not “tighten-a-car-wheel” tight. Just “firm handshake” tight.Let your kid do this part. Hover nearby like it’s a live grenade.
🚨 Step 5: The Moment of Truth
Step back. Flip the switch. If the light comes on: fist bump your kid, do a victory lap, and maybe flex a little.
If it doesn’t come on:
Try a different bulb
Double-check the switch
Or call your cousin Dave who once rewired a microwave and now thinks he's an electrician
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